So Pepe is now an international hate symbol... FeelsBadMan.
cynical jokes
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People need to stop acting like animals have the same emotions as humans... ...they hate it when we do that.
What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.
What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg? Nothing. They haven't met yet.
When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, "Shurikan"
A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon.
Toilet stolen from police station Cops have nothing to go on.
I don't hate bread I loaf it
I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot.
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a "Hobbit" movie.
how does it make you feel that your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow
I've never seen a nudist I wanted to see naked.
If you build a person a fire, they'll be warm for a day. Set them on fire & they'll never worry about being warm again.
My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, "Stop it, you're driving too fast! We're on a bridge!"
My jokes are like space trash... They never land.
I could never cheat in a relationship, That requires 2 women to find me attractive.
Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award? Leonardo Di Cardio
Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
Dating Q. Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date? A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"
I don't see what's wrong with gay marriage It eliminates the worst part of a relationship
I really hate it when People punchup the fuckline
Sorry ISIS but we already have a religious state that nobody likes and is full of people that hate modern thinking: it's called Kansas.