pun jokes

ME: Why are you leaving? WIFE: I have hated every stupid pun of yours since we left Manhasset 20 years ago ME: Manhasset been that long?

My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz.

A good pun is like a good steak A medium rare well done.

Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn.

I got it from my daddy? PSY How do you like my Pun? PSY-ber Monday lol

Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun

To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe

Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!

I tried telling a pun to a group of kleptomaniacs.. ..but they kept taking things literally

Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun.

I tried to copy a philosophical pun but I kant

I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that

What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I thought one of the ten word-play jokes my dad told would make me laugh, but... no pun in ten did.

I entered a pun contest... ...on the radio last week. I won.

Can anyone give me a Russian-English bilingual pun?

My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac? They take things literally.

I was gonna make a pun... But the stress of making them is unbearable.

Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did.

My local newspaper was holding a contest... For the best puns last week so I submitted ten, sure that at least one would win a prize, but no pun in ten did.

I'd Like to Make A Pun About Weed, But... I don't want to be blunt about it

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.