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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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knock,knock Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

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Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!

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A knock on Tim Cook's Door Knock, Knock. Who's There? IRS. IRS Who? Tax Audit You Idiot

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Knock knock You: "Knock knock" Victim: "Who's there?" You: "I ate up" Victim: "I ate up who?" (May need to be read aloud)

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Knock, Knock Smell mop.

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ME: Why are you leaving? WIFE: I have hated every stupid pun of yours since we left Manhasset 20 years ago ME: Manhasset been that long?

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My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Cause' freedom rings

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I'll go ahead and show myself out now

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to burst into tears as his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer recognize him.

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A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!

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The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'

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A good pun is like a good steak A medium rare well done.

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I've got a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start.

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Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry. Thankyou, Knockknock

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Knock knock joke I came up with over Christmas Knock knock Who's there? Would you like to talk about Jesus?

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted.

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A good joke to pull on friends: The Reverse Knock Knock Joke. Ask a person to say "Knock-Knock." You Reply "Who's There?" See how long it takes for them to get it.

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Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn.

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