knock knock jokes

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

knock,knock Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!

A knock on Tim Cook's Door Knock, Knock. Who's There? IRS. IRS Who? Tax Audit You Idiot

Knock knock You: "Knock knock" Victim: "Who's there?" You: "I ate up" Victim: "I ate up who?" (May need to be read aloud)

Knock, Knock Smell mop.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Cause' freedom rings

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I'll go ahead and show myself out now

Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to burst into tears as his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer recognize him.

A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!

The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'

I've got a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start.

Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry. Thankyou, Knockknock

Knock knock joke I came up with over Christmas Knock knock Who's there? Would you like to talk about Jesus?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted.

A good joke to pull on friends: The Reverse Knock Knock Joke. Ask a person to say "Knock-Knock." You Reply "Who's There?" See how long it takes for them to get it.

A little immature... Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No! You're a poo!

Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

???: Knock knock. James: Who's there? ???: You know. James: You know who? Voldemort: Correct. James Potter: James Potter: Fuck.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !