Why did the French chef kill himself Because he lost the huile d'olive.
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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef? Because of his ground thyme.
Why did the captain execute the pastry chef? Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
A knock on Tim Cook's Door Knock, Knock. Who's There? IRS. IRS Who? Tax Audit You Idiot
Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
Poop Patties What did the fry cook do when he found out they were making the burger patties with feces? He flipped a shit.
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive.
What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!
What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef? A filosopher.
What did the fry cook do when he found out he was cooking burger patties made of feces? He flipped a shit.
What kind of Pop do you cook with? Baking Soda
I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad
i absolutely cannot cook for shit but i was watching a child prodigy chef n was casually like "ugh, i don't kno about that sauce"
I'm not a good cook. At Christmas my family got together and bought me a stove that flushes.
What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? Let's get on the ship, men!
Why did the Cook cross the road? because there were "Too Many Cooks".
What is the difference between a Muslim boy and Tim Cook? One doesn't get arrested to make shitty watches.
Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler.
What I say: I'm on a diet. What my mom hears: please cook delicious food and buy chocolate.
Cooking is like Sex Sometimes it's Hot and Fast! Other times it's Slow and Sexy .. I can't cook
Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler
A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef: "Gee, this steak is rubbery!" And the chef replies "thank you very much!"
Her: I can't cook because, I "believe" I can't cook. And you want to know what makes me believe that? Me: The arrival of the paramedics?