What do you call a hippie that can't cook? Burning ham!
chef jokes
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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs? "Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it.
what was Joan of Arc's hidden talent? She could really cook.
A mathematician and a statistician wrote a cook book together. It was called "Pi A LA Mode".
What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen? A Chef of course...
The chef asked me how I liked my eggs and I accidentally said uneasy instead of over easy. Now I have some uncomfortable eggs staring at me.
God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib
Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion.
Why did the French chef commit suicide? he lost his huile d'olive
[highschool reunion] CLASSMATE: I'm a top chef. You? ME: I'm an avoca C: a what M: an avoca C: what's an avoca do M: a top chef would know
I told my waiter, "There's a fly in my soup!" He said, "It's possible, the cook used to be a tailor."
(Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef? A borkmark.
2 Chefs decide to make a Mexican themed dinner for their Anniversary... Chef 1 turns to Chef 2 and utters, "you and I will make passionate shit together"
What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice? "Know your roll!"
What do you call a fish that likes to cook? Bobby Fillet
What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team? The Ramsays
What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife? A cookold.
An elder man is annoyingly telling a chef how to BBQ. Then the chef says "you want us to switch positions? You come cook and I go and fuck off"
Women love a man that can cook, tell a lady you're interested in that youll cook anything their heart desires. And pray they say "spaghetti"
The Iron Chef judge who said flavors "explode" in her mouth is so inconsiderate. Now I can't hear the show over my own adolescent giggling.
When I was a kid, we had our own personal chef Chef Boyardee
Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history.
Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore