weather jokes

I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast It's mostly Sunni

It's cute how the news wants me to stick around until 11 for the forecast. As if I didn't have 17 other ways to get that info in seconds.

That's it, teachers. Keep gloating on Facebook about your snow day. You'll see my kids tomorrow after their breakfast of Coke & Pixy Stix.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady.

What did the little boy say upon putting the finishing piece on his Snow man "For the watch"

Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets? 10 books of Snow Whites

What is the difference between snow-men and snow-women?... Snow-balls.

An honest weatherman says "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening

[puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid

You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe.

Why don't women need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.

What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Find the fresh prints

How are women like snow? They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

*unexpected snow fall* Americans: "It's the end. The apocalypse is here!" Canadians: "Huh...I might need a jacket"

Now that the snow/Ice storm on the east coast is over The Center for Global Warming Research will re-open today at 9:00am

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear.

Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel.

[Giraffe Weatherman] "Yes Bob, we have a major blizzard happening up here but *giraffe lowers head* on the ground we're still looking good."