How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What do you call an expert fisherman? A master baiter.
Why did the rabbi give out free circumcisions? Customers gave him good tips.
What do you call a budget circumcision? A rip-off.
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell.
Why did the French chef kill himself Because he lost the huile d'olive.
Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical? Because m'cavity.
Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December? Fajitas!
How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
What do you call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Why did the little girl in the flower dress fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, feminists can't change anything.
What's the difference between jam and marmalade.... You can't marmalade your cock, up a girls' ass!
what do you get when you mix a Shih Tzu and a bull B.S.
What do you call a sex toy bought at IKEA? A "One Night Stand"
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila
What's the difference between Trump and a Tree? Only one can get stumped...
What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee? Gent Lee (Gently)
How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell!
What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? Seymour.