priest jokes

Priest: “Do you have any last requests?”

Why did the rabbi give out free circumcisions? Customers gave him good tips.

A priest and a rabbi... A priest and a rabbi see a young boy. Priest: "Let's fuck him." Rabbi: "Out of what?"

What's the difference between a priest and his dog? One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron? One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar... ...The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, "Man I'd like to fuck him." Rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it.

A priest, blonde, jew, black guy, chinese guy, and a gay guy walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What is this, some kind of joke?"

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? "Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13

That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again.

Hollywood should remake "Freaky Friday" between a priest and a scientist. The Title should be "Converting the Masses"

What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun.

A priest and a rabbi are walking together. The priest sees an attractive young boy and asks the rabbi , do you want to fuck him? The rabbi asks , out of what?

A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... ...and they have a good time because because they're not fucking assholes.

A white guy, a black guy and a priest walk into a bar.. I immediately shoot the fucking nigger in his head, taking another dark coon out of the gene pool.

Did you hear about the guy who had to be exorcised? He couldn't pay the priest afterwards and got repossessed.

You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for "the God particle"? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest.

A homosexual, a Pedophile and a Priest walk into a bar The bartender asked him what he would like to drink.

How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips.

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi A Catholic priest and a Rabbi were walking along when they saw a young boy. The Priest said to the Rabbi: "We should fuck him." The Rabbi replied: "Out of what?"

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Their balls are just for decoration