priest jokes

Anti-gay preacher comes to Iceland. Locals buy all tickets to his event in Reykjavik, and then don't turn up, leaving empty arena. Class.

I was quite surprised to learn that there are 47 ways to spell..... Prime Minister Netanyahu.

There once was a pastor who was in support of gay rights, but refused to preform gay marriage ceremonies. People kept asking him, "If you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them?"

A priest, a horse and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Did you hear about the priest who gardens? He tends to it religiously!

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them...

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator

A pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar... He orders a drink.

A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13

A pastor says to his congregation that being good is easy when you're a pastor, Because he gets paid to be good, but the people of his congregation are good for nothing.

My pastor asked me how I view lesbian relations. Apparently "In HD" wasn't the right answer.

So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods.

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery? He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teen.

I asked my wife what would be the best way to get rid of our son's hiccups. She said, "Stick on your priest costume."

How do you give a catholic priest a circumcision? Kick the altar boy in the chin.

u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith

What is the difference between catholic priest and acne? An acne doesn't come on boy's face until he's 13.

A Rabbi, a lawyer, and a Priest are on a sinking ship. The Rabbi says, "Save the children!" The lawyer says "Fuck the children!" ... The Priest says, "Do we have time?"

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!

What was Cher doing before she was born? She was a preacher.

What do you call a priest's sermon that takes too long? The Reverending Story