sci fi jokes

"That's Superman, that's Batman, and that's Cyborg. If you won't call them by their names, I can't play with you anymore." - me to my 5yo.

If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship? So he could go to otter space.

If a child molester and an illegal immigrant get in a fight... Is it Alien vs. Predator?

Donald Trumps favorite movie is E. T. Because the fucking alien went back home!

How does an alien get back to his home planet? ayy lmao

Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs.

Serious question: If you walked into a store and saw an alien holding a bag of 12 butterflies would you play it cool or leave?

Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie: "Day 1 I have enough food to last 459 days" "Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days"

All of the UFO sightings were just people seeing chuck Norris fly to McDonald's.

Our children are our future. Unless they invent a method for time travel, then they're also our past.

scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator

when you walk down on a up escalator, is that time travel? really makes you think

There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy.

I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4.

What's a martian's favorite wine? Chardonayy.

If you're the guard at a Samsung store ... Does that make you the guardian of the galaxy?

What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)

What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs

[final debate] TRUMP: I'd like to apologize to hillary MODERATOR: umm ok HILLARY: umm ok TRUMP: I brought a gift *hands her a galaxy note 7*

I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.

Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too.

What do you call a sick bird from Mars? An ill Eagle alien. Original joke created for my 5 year old.