sci fi jokes

If I could pick a superpower it would be to clone myself so the other me could answer the 4,291,386 questions my 4 year old asks daily

A little alien asks his mother... "Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?" "Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof? It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?

Q: What do you say to an alien with two heads? A: Hello. Hello.

whos your future husband or wife mine reddit alien

Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7 Sales are blowing up!

Back to the future too many times Scientists have recently discovered a direct link between time travel and Parkinson's disease.

Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both) What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. "Alien versus predator"

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic? Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Want to hear a joke about time travel? I'll tell you yesterday.

I got a bootleg copy of "Alien vs Predator" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!

An illegal immigrant and a pedophile got into a fight... It was the real life version of Alien vs Predator

Just saw a shooting star. The crime in this galaxy is getting out of hand.

Samsung will no longer use the name "Galaxy" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7.

A college girl sends a text to her BF who doesn't respond "Could this night get any worse?" unaware that an alien fleet approaches earth

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

Stopped by the apple store to see if they have a better phone than the Samsung Galaxy S3......ilaughed

how is Duct Tape like The Force? It has a Dark side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.

The hazards of time travel: Magneto clubbed to death by primitive stone-age man.

Time travel I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time, watch... I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time...

I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg! "Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship.