Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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Why did the French chef kill himself Because he lost the huile d'olive.
How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes? Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie
What game do French schoolchildren like to play? Simon 16
I tried to start learning French verbs... ...but it's impossible with all the new pronouns.
If you're French when you're outside and Dutch in the hallway, what are you when you're in the bathroom? [X-Post r/dadjokes] European. My dad said this one earlier today.
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance.
Just saw a French footballer playing Nintendo Think it was Thierry on Wii
After the election, everyone wonders why people voted for Trump. The French know the answer 'Ils se sont trumpe' (I was wrong = je me suis trompe)
I see London, I see France! (I'm looking at Google maps)
Little known fact Delicacy is French for "I dare you to eat this".
They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there.
If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine
Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive.
What do you call a French sandal? Philippe Flop!
Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day? because they would all surrender.
French Stoner Joke: 80
My French buddy keeps trying to get me to drink It's a lot of Pierre pressure
How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf.
How many gears does a French battle tank have? Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
To add to the death toll in Paris, this post was enough. She thinks 9/11 is November http://imgur.com/WmkIubI
Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? So they can also see the front lines.
What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows? Sorry.