Why do you only need one egg in France? Because one egg is un oeuf.
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WHAT I ORDER: French toast WHAT WAITER HEARS: If my water goes below the brim you die
Some terrorists are flying over France, what do they do? They go parachuting.
All I'm saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we're all french toast.
French tanks have 6 gears for going backwards and only 1 gear for going forward In case they get attacked from behind
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
What's the new French flag look like? A white cross emblazoned on a white background!
When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial All France got was a slow down sign
Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy.
How do French mathematicians cover their genitals? With Undeuxwear
What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette? *Gluten tag*
What do you call a gay French baker? A faguette
If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?
What do you call a French baker who sucks cock? a faguette
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !
So a baby is named by his French, Chinese, and Redditor grandparents A. L'Mao
I went to a party at Paris Hilton's place last night. The party was fun but now I feel hungover. I tried to take some paracetamol but Paris-ate-them-all. hew hew
Q: What's the shortest book ever written? A: French War Heroes.
Tater Tots are chewed up French Fries
France is such a shitty country Even the nice parts are rundown
French guy (showing me his yachts): This is Un. This is Deux. This is Trois. This is Quatre. This is Six. Me: Where's the 5th? FG: Cinq.
What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French? A francophony
What did the french bloomers say to the sexy thong? Well I've 'ad me ups n downs, but I've never been pushed to one side...
I tried to make a few jokes about french people they were all really rude so I didn't bother