What did one dehydrated French man say to the other? What are we going to do now, Pierre?
french jokes
951 total · showing the first 120 · page 3 of 5
Did you hear about the French baker who kept burning himself on the top shelf of his oven? He had a high threshold for *pain*
What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!
I saw an old French prostitute last night, what's her name? Toulouse.
What did terrorists say in Paris? "Charlie has been neutralised"
What do FRENCH people order from McDonald's FRENCH fries hahaha
[1st date] DATE: When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME [leans across] Oh really? DATE: Yes
About a months ago I started to learn how to speak French. But then I gave up.
How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette.
What do the french call 4/20? 80
The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs
Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier.
Why am I scared of french pastry chefs? They give me the crepes.
Actually told a girl who's moving to France soon that "there's lots of French people over there". It's a wonder how I can even bathe myself.
How do you know that you are dating a french horn player? Because when you kiss them they shove their fist up your butt
What do you call an angry pastry? A croissant
The flag in the moon is fading into an all white flag Future generations will believe the French were there.
What does a neckbeard eat when he is in a Mcdonalds in France? Le Big Mac
How does a French lady hold her liquor? By the ears
Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back
Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee? Because they hate French Press!
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
How did the Frenchman get turned on? He French-kissed a power outlet
Where did Hitler keep his armies? In Poland, France, and Czechoslovakia.