Who wants to dress up as a battery and make Halloween come early this year? I'll be Halloween.
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Halloween: The one day I can flap my arms like a bat and nobody asks any questions.
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up! WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say "Wow is it Halloween already?"
Some folks say if you go into a Halloween store late at night, you can see the ghosts of the Blockbuster employees who used to work there.
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more the scarier!"
Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries.
What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake
Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch.
I'm dressing up as Bernie Sanders for halloween I'm going to take the candy from the rich kids and give it all to the poor ones
Nicki Minaj washes off her Halloween make up to reveal Lady Gaga who washes her face to reveal Madonna who washes her face to reveal an Emu.
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day
I'm doing a UK Halloween party and your all invited.. Location : farnborough air show
A Ghost dressed up as human for Halloween Ghost knocks on neighbor's door: "Trick or treat!" Neighbor says to his wife, "That's the spirit".
"Hey Arnold Schwarzenegger, what will you be for Halloween?" "I'll be bach"
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
Why was the ghost sad on Halloween? He ain't have no boo
I want to be so famous... That I can just go as myself for Halloween.
What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin hope its not a repost - its one of my old favs
Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night.
How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin
Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween? Because they're less bloody.