What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)
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Why do some people dislike twitch chat? It's just not their Kappa tea
How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off teh cliff? tequila
Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What do you call a group of blind German kids? Not-sees
Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn? To spruce things up a bit.
What do you call a really bad mind reader? Telepathetic.
Why did the eunuch farmer wake up late? he had no cock!!!
How do you know when a vegan gets to the party? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes? Becuase atomic bombs are bright.
Why did the Chicken cross the Basketball Court? Because he heard the Ref was Blowing Fowls.
How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.
What do you call a donkey that falls into a pile of sugar? A Sweet Ass ( )
What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu
What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. My dad used to tell me this all the time when I was little. Still makes me chuckle to this day.
What do you call a Mexican smoking weed? A baked bean
What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum? A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter
How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him *I'll see myself out*