Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
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What do you call someone who drinks too much water? An aquaholic...
What do you call a wolf you cant find? A where wolf.
Why did the janitor flush the toilet? Because it was his duty.
What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh.
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken
What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? One you pay $500 an hour to screw you. The other one has sex for money.
What's the difference between a priest and his dog? One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar? You have to read ursine.
How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the shit out of it!
What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers? The thot police! ^^^^PleaseDon'tBeTooHardOnMe.
What happens when clowns get divorced? They end up in a custardy battle.
What do you call an Asian prostitute? Chinese-y
Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? ...To get to the other tide! Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!
What do you call a virgin redneck? A girl that can outrun her brothers.
Why did the US citizen cross the road? To cross the border into Canada.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!
How do you stay hidden in the Desert? Camal-Flage
Why did the hobbit go vegan? Because MEAT IS MORDOR!
Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady.
Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter? Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
What do you call the memory of a camping trip? Past Tents
Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel? They say he was snowed in.