You're so unfamiliar with the gym... You call it James
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Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.
Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!
Why did the Chicken cross the Basketball Court? Because he heard the Ref was Blowing Fowls.
What do a Boston Marathon runner and Hitler have in common? Neither can finish a race.
If Tiger Wood and Princess Diana played a round of golf who would win? Tiger Woods! because he has a better driver! I'll be in hell if you need me.
I love you more... - Darling, I feel that you love football more than me. - Honey, but I love you more than hockey.
Mom 1: My son's gonna be a pro baseball player Mom 2: Mines gonna be a doctor Me: My son shows strong signs of being able to escape prison
Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.
"Why don't you have kids yet?" is a great question, ma'am, but I'm saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game? 4 the home team
Why are black people so good at basketball? Because it involves shooting, stealing and running.
Did you hear about the Football player that went to Prison? He went in as a tight end, but left a wide receiver.
What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't go to the gym with me. We just weren't working out.
Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?
[vet school] ME: Welcome, students. Hope you brought textbooks because- [spins cat on finger like basketball] -I have no idea what I'm doing
*caches football thrown from off screen* "Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*
What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs.
As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension
i asked my trainer which machine at the gym i should use to impress the girls... he pointed outside and said " the ATM machine" i had 15$'s left though..
(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?
Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!
What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being special.