german jokes

What do you call a group of blind German kids? Not-sees

I did not expect Brazil to get beaten this badly by Germany I really did Nazi it coming

So a silver mine collapsed in Germany... So a silver mine collapsed in Germany, I guess you could say that's one mein fuhrer. I don't know if that exists or not, but as far as I know, I made that up.

How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!

TIL something incredibly shocking about Germany's former Chancellor... ...he was **literally** Hitler

A World War II joke What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial? "I was just following odors."

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany? By the way it Goebbels

When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag. I'll show myself out.

What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers

A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe.

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch? Oof, weinerpain!

Q: What did the blind German say? A: I can Nazi you!

(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? "They are German and a tad-Polish"

What do you call a German with a bad attitude? Sauerkraut.

Anglo/German Dad Joke Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull? A: 10:45

Why british wete at war with nazi germany? Because they couldnt afford another Aryans stealing their tea.

What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag

Hitler was hunting in the forests of Germany, but he forbade the harming of male deer because... ...they were Reichstags.

A German walks into a bar and orders a martini, the bartender asks "dry?" The German says "Nein, just one"

What do you call fake German currency? Question marks

The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says "nationality?" The chancelor says "German" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time.

You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)

Honey, what is the name of that German that hides things around the house? Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!

Old tourist joke German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: "Occupation?" The German replies: "No, no, just visiting."