pun jokes

Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? A pun is a shift of wit.

What's the best pun at a wood working convention I just got lathed

Roses are red Congress is red The Senate is red The White House is red welp Edit: insert communist pun here Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this

Sexual Pun Joke for Guitarists She wants the D...major. So I picked her up in a barre. Fingering was much easier that way. And yeah, the fingering was easier, but there's always strings attached.

Warning: a punny joke What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

A great pun... is its own reword.

I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I wanted to make a joke about a rapper I ended up making a Big Pun

Was that pun intended? Nope, unintended.

Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne.

There was a contest for the best pun. I submitted ten puns. I hoped that one would win, but... No pun in ten did.

My bird puns are so EGG-cellent - Do you wanna hear a bird pun? - No - Well... this is HAWK-ward - dammit

I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun

A good pun is its groan reward!

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake

Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do

no pun intended if you heard a dozen puns and only thought two of them were funny, does that mean no pun in ten did make you laugh

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom? The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

I was going to make a pun about flexibility I decided not to because it was too much of a stretch.

I submitted 10 wordplays to a pun contest hoping one would win best quip... But no pun in ten did.

Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!

I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind... but I forgot it Radaway...

Me and my baby mama are gonna name the kid Pun It wasn't intended