Why did little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally
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Knock Knock... What's the best "Knock Knock" Joke?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !
I tried telling a pun to a group of kleptomaniacs.. ..but they kept taking things literally
Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !
*knock knock* "Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately" "But I'm having a poo" "We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"
Voldemort: Knock Knock Harry potter: Who's there? Voldemort: You know. Harry potter: You know who? Voldemort: Exactly!!!
Knock knock... Who's there? I did up. I did up-who?
Knock Knock Knock knock "Who's there?" "The pilot, let me in" Too soon?
Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To go to the gay guys house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !
knock knock for the watch
Made this one up today: Knock knock I eat mop
Knock knock Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Hammer. Person 2: Hammer what? Person 1: Hammertime! ^canttouchthis
Knock Knock Who is there? Aula. Aula who? ALLAH HUAKBAR!!!!!
Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who? Ho, tell me where my money is!
knock knock who's there? To To who? AH AH AH, to whom
Knock knock. Who's there? Owls go. Owls go who?
A Faster Than Light Neutrino Knock, knock. Who's there?
Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !
See if this carries thru in txt 1)Knock knock. 2)Who's there? 1)Interrupting chicken. 2)Inter.. 1)..BUK BKOCK!!!!
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !
I tried to copy a philosophical pun but I kant