deadpan jokes

I guess you could say Mendeleev's Birthday comes around periodically.

Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words.

TIL Socrates' last words. "I drank WHAT?!"

How does Hitler give directions? He says "take the Third Reich".

Collection of Spicy Jokes on Every Subject

Someone turn off the internet I'm trying to sleep

What do two Wrights make? A plane

Q: Where do fleas go to surf? A: To the microwave.

Wtf I feel like I pay these bills every month.

Bunny The energizer bunny just got arested for battery.

What type of humor did the heart attack survivor like? Offbeat.

I have an L shaped sofa lowercase

You know what is funny? Not this sub...

Lazy People Fact #5812672793. You were too lazy to read that number.

I think I might be a nihilist... not that it matters...

"I'm caught in a love hexagon." - polygamists

What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu

What's brown and sticky? My Beyonce calendar.

Where did George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies.

Why are pirates so fat? They eat too many cAAARRRRRbs.

What did the egg say to the hot water?

My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast

When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!"

What do you call a Mexican smoking weed? A baked bean