goofy jokes

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac? They take things literally.

wordplay pun general short en american language

Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize.

wordplay knock knock general medium en american

A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)

wordplay knock knock general medium en american

There once was a girl named Sally with no arms.. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

wordplay knock knock general short en american

Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !

wordplay knock knock general short en american

This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock

wordplay knock knock general short en american

I was gonna make a pun... But the stress of making them is unbearable.

wordplay pun general short en american language

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !

wordplay knock knock general short en american

Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did.

wordplay pun general short en american language

Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night.

wordplay knock knock general medium en american family

knock knock "Who's there?" "KGB." "KGB wh--" [slap recipient of the joke] "Vee vill ask za questions!"

wordplay knock knock general medium en american

I have a "Knock Knock" joke but you have to start it off.

wordplay knock knock general short en american

My local newspaper was holding a contest... For the best puns last week so I submitted ten, sure that at least one would win a prize, but no pun in ten did.

wordplay pun general medium en american language

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !

wordplay knock knock birthday general short en american

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!

wordplay knock knock general short en american

Read out loud for full affect * "Knock knock" * "Who's there" * "I eat mop" * "I eat mop who" * *que laughter Gets em every time

wordplay knock knock general medium en american

Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!

wordplay knock knock general medium en american

Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. "who's there?" 9/11 "9/11 who?" Wow.. And you said you would never forget.

wordplay knock knock general medium en american

Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!

wordplay knock knock general medium en american animals

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.

wordplay knock knock general short en american

Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !

wordplay knock knock general short en american

Knock knock Who's there? Owls . . . Owls who? Yes they do

wordplay knock knock general short en american

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !

wordplay knock knock general short en american

Knock knock Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say "Control Freak who?"

wordplay knock knock general short en american