Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for... Billy Joel's 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope.
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Onions are the Russian nesting dolls of the vegetable world.
And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, will you look at that, it's a tie!
How can you tell if someone lifts? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
What is a ten letter word that starts with gas. Automobile Edit: not really a joke but didnt know where to put it.
A cannibal, a terrorist and a rapist walk into a bar... in their jail cell.
side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, It is now a Ford Focus. I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.
There was a masturbating contest ... ... I didn't win though, I came in second place.
Some say I'm an apathetic person... But really, I just don't care.
Thought I saw a walking burrito but it was just a pug in a raincoat.
There's a difference between racism and fact... Niggers are stinky - fact
Q: Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? A: Because he was General Electric.
What do you call a lad that put on his glasses? Seymour.
My current favorite people are atheists who are big into astrology.
Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel.
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
last night, my wife started smoking. but it was ok - I just slowed down a bit and used some lube.
World Health Org says that Roundup weedkiller "probably" causes cancer... Monsanto needs to make a Roundup Ready human.
What's a camel's favourite song? Bat Out of Camell
*Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror* Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in.
AMA request: Paul McCartney How big of an impact has Kanye been to your music career blowing up?
Not to brag but I have approximately 5000 compact discs I haven't listened to since 2003 that are preventing me from moving on with my life.
"You're mother." (thing to say to your mother).