A tap, tap, tapping at my door Knock, knock. *Who's there?* Control freak. *Contro-* (interrupting) Now you say, "Control freak who?"
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The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !
My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||
Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*
Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac? They take things literally.
Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize.
A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)
There once was a girl named Sally with no arms.. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"
Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !
This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock
I was gonna make a pun... But the stress of making them is unbearable.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did.
Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night.
knock knock "Who's there?" "KGB." "KGB wh--" [slap recipient of the joke] "Vee vill ask za questions!"
I have a "Knock Knock" joke but you have to start it off.
My local newspaper was holding a contest... For the best puns last week so I submitted ten, sure that at least one would win a prize, but no pun in ten did.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!
Read out loud for full affect * "Knock knock" * "Who's there" * "I eat mop" * "I eat mop who" * *que laughter Gets em every time
Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!
Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. "who's there?" 9/11 "9/11 who?" Wow.. And you said you would never forget.
Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!