canadian jokes

How did Canada get it's name? The forefathers decided the best way to name their new country was to pick letters out of a hat. "C eh, n eh, d eh"

How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell "Mangia". If your echo says " cake"....

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles!

My Weed dealer needed to do his laundry So I sold him a dime bag of quarters, but I cut it with some canadian shit.

I got an STD from a Canadian woman Hepatitis eh.

I thought Los Angeles seemed unusually hot, but turned out the devil is Canadian. "Welcome to Hell, aye."

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice.

Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed... ...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans.

What do Canadian girls have? Boobehs

Some day, Canada will take over the world. And then we'll all be sorry.

A Canadian walks into a bar has a drink, pays his tab, and leaves.

Someone told me recently that the healthcare.gov website was built by a Canadian company. I guess that explains why the site is constantly freezing.

To the "Remain" crowd in Britain... come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow.

What letter appears most frequently in the word CANADA?

Sarah Palin admitted she used to get health care in Canada & Glenn Beck admitted he used to get his human baby sacrifices from Canada.

The east coast is experiencing a "Snowpocalypse" or as Canada calls it "Monday"

Earlier I joked that Toronto was the capital of Canada. "Joked" being the operative word. Everyone knows only real countries have capitals.

What do you call a Canadian rap group? Poutine Clan

How do you kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada...

Canadian What to do when a Canadian throws a grenade for you?

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree? Wave to him!

I just passed by Canadian citizenship test! I got an eh +

WHY DO WE ALLOW OTHER COUNTRIES TO TAG THEIR NAME ON TO SOMETHING AND SELL US LIES WHEN THEY DO IT WRONG? CANADIAN BACON? ENGLISH MUFFINS?