pun jokes

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I hate bad jokes. They should be pun-ishable by law.

A mite is sitting on a fly. Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? Mite: I mite be. Fly: Stupidest pun I ever heard. Mite: What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly.

Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?

Did you hear about the guy who entered a joke and 10 puns in a contest? The joke won, but no pun in ten did.

Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family.

I tried to sit through my friend's joke about the void... (xpost from /r/punny/) But it was endless.

Did you hear about the new Marvel superhero movie about the guy who kills villains with bad jokes? It's called The Pun-isher.

I want to to to tell you a pun. That's two to too to.

I was going to post a really cheesy pun but there was just no whey.

[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line? He couldn't a-Ford not to. *bad-dum tish*

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.

Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!

When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)

What's the most important part about telling a joke? Your PUN-unciation

My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did.

Chemistry Just saw a chemistry pun. I'd try to tell one myself, but all the good ones argon.

There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Terrible pun (I'm sorry) What do you call a guy who travels the world convincing women to have oral sex? A cunning linguist

PUN FRIDAY! comment your favorite puns, please

Went to watch 'Comedy Thesaurus - The Punny Years' at the local theater yesterday. Disappointing, it was just a play on words.

A pirate walks into a bar... And sits down orders a drink without anybody making a pun about his nuts.

Lately every post on /r/Jokes has become a pun in the English language :( It's not pun anymore.

I skipped 9 puns and killed the last one... That's a pun in ten dead.