pun jokes

I submitted a group of puns to a pun judging contest hoping one of them would win. No pun in ten did.

I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it.

Why are aroused campers so extreme? I don't know, but they end up fucking in-tents (intense). Yes, it's a pun, but what else do you expect from me first thing in the morning.

A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition... But it caiman second.

A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke? Dad jokes are punnier.

7 days without a pun... Makes one weak.

WIFE: He makes everything into a wood pun ME: This couch has such great lumber support WIFE: See?? THERAPIST: Try to stop ME: Oakey dokey

Ten years ive been looking for a play on words to impress my friends.. No pun in ten did.

My local newspaper was holding a pun contest. So I submitted ten and I was sure one was going to win, but no pun in ten did.

Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D

Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it.

A man enters a pun contest... He writes down 10 puns and puts them into a hat thinking at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid.

Eastern Pun So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home. I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!

Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It's the Wurst.

Bird flu epidemic or pun?

A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes he would win. To his surprise, 6 puns in ten did.

My local newspaper ran a pun writing contest I entered my ten best puns hoping one would win, sadly no pun in ten did

Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun.

(Warning - Shitty Pun) What do you call a mentally-deficient louse? A *Retardigrade*   I'll see myself out now.

Where do Chinese people find work? On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

I tried to think of an electricity pun Now my head hertz

My chem teacher was talking about salt the other day and I was bored as fuck... I was about to make a Sodium pun but Na