What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians? The Milky Hue.
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I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow.
Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7? Because "Kindle" was taken.
[Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?
Time Travel Right now! What do we want? More time travel jokes! When do we want them?
Alien 1: "Did the humans get our message?" Alien 2: "Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."
Before takeoff our flight attendant asked everyone to turn off their Samsung Galaxy phones You know, the ones with the headphone jack
Just bought a new disposable razor. Or a spaceship.
What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung? a Guardian of the Galaxy
Friend- "You're drunk." Me- *mocking voice* "You're drunk." Friend- "Stop." Me- *morphs into clone of friend* "Stop."
Movies are so unrealistic. This guy's using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe.
What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
What do you call an illegal immigrant and a pedophile fighting? Alien Vs Predator
What is the safest place in the galaxy? In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store.
I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.
My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone
What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy? Teddybear junction.
What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse? Take me to your Liederkranz.
He said he was a Guardian of the galaxy, I thought that was pretty cool until I realised he was a security guard in a Samsung shop.
What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr.