Halfway into the 20km marathon, I saw my cheating g/f and told her that I was breaking up with her I guess it was the right thing to do in the long run.
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If only the Olympics had an event that involved falling down and not spilling your drink...
I choose which country to root for in the Olympics by what cuisine I'm hungry for at the moment. Go Italy! #gnocchi2014
Today my 6 yr. old nephew asked my what "gay" meant. It wouldn't have bothered me so bad, but it was right after he saw me throw a baseball.
What do you call a Spanish soccer player with no legs? Grassy-ass
Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference.
How are third party candidates like soccer? They're only really popular in America once every four years.
Internet, my Dad's running the London Marathon tomorrow. Oh, he already told you. Of course he did.
Joined a gym once. 12 bystanders were injured. So much blood. 2 people renounced their faith. At night I still hear the treadmill screaming.
Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
Why did the architect have his house made backwards? So he could watch the football
I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again.
I make the stupidest excuses just to skip the gym. *burns tongue while drinking coffee* "Oh no! I really wanted to go to the gym today!"
What's a porn stars favorite golf course? The inter course.
I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers. Must've been the soccer tees.
New machine at the gym There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all. Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas.
In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases? Because there's a short stop in between.
It doesn't matter if you come third in the water olympics... All dives matter.
What's the difference between a bear and the Bears football team? Nothing, they both shit in the woods.
A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs.
I sing in the shower. I think I sound pretty good. The other people in the gym don't agree.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it
I love when football players put their t-shirts over their shoulder pads because they look like business women from the 80s.