What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider? A Neo Hotzi
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Morning after The morning after pill...did you know it's called the "anti-baby pill" in Germany? And in Sweden it's called the "regret pill". However in Chicago it's called the "crime fighter" pill.
Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns
My german shepard doesn't like dog food, so we have that in common.
Why Eiffel Tower is so high? So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .
What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany? Schiznitzel.
f Germany is the "Fatherland" and Russia is the "Motherland", was the Second World War a divorce case?
Germany are welcoming refugees like war heroes because they had never had the chance to welcome the real thing. I'm mean.
What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record...
My grandfather died in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany... ... he fell from a watchtower when he got drunk again.
Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!
It's nice that the french finally grew some balls... ...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago.
My grandad fought in the war, he was posted to germany. He was Missing In Action for weeks, because the army couldn't afford recorded post.
How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now.
What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one? The type of gas used.
My buddies and I were running a train on this German girl I had to keep telling her there were only 8 of us.
A Greek, a Spaniard and a Portuguese all walk into a bar. Who pays? Germany.
A German asks for a martini... "Dry?" asks the barman. He replies, "Nein, just one."
Whats so good about german cars? They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
The U.S. is scheduled to play Germany soon at the World Cup. President Obama and German Chancellor Angela Merkel already have a bet going. The loser keeps Hasselhoff.
Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany
What date is it today? Brasil/Germany Or Germany/Brasil in some countries.
Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever