Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine. -garyDelaney
one liner jokes
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The Brooklyn Nets
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!
Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!
What's Irish and stays out all year? Patty O'furniture.
What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use? Frodough.
* feels winds of change * realizes it's just a hole in my shorts
The David Cameron diet: You'll never lose your pounds quicker.
What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS
A little bird told me I'm on LSD and talking to a bird.
When dealing with the police it's important to always remain calm and be white.
Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?
What happened to the magical tractor? It turned into a field
Any sink has a garbage disposal if you push hard enough.
Which trigonometric fatio is obsessed with the pokemon Suicune? EuSINE
Who wants to dress up as a battery and make Halloween come early this year? I'll be Halloween.
Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?
How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? She can wear your wife's clothes.
Onions are the Russian nesting dolls of the vegetable world.
How can you tell if someone lifts? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Thought I saw a walking burrito but it was just a pug in a raincoat.
Q: Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? A: Because he was General Electric.
My current favorite people are atheists who are big into astrology.
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!