one liner jokes

What's a camel's favourite song? Bat Out of Camell

*Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror* Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in.

AMA request: Paul McCartney How big of an impact has Kanye been to your music career blowing up?

After a dump, I like my poophole clean as a whistle I'm very anal about it.

My girlfriend's vagina is like a Tesco shopping trolley It takes a pound in.

When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?

I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land

Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.

What receives a man's first blowjob? An NES cartridge.

People who decorate their cars for Christmas are in serious need of help.

Referenced my previous girlfriend in an academic paper It was very ex-citing

If Steve Rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? An Iced Cap

What do SQL programmers do at night? Count star.

Have you seen the movie constipated? It hasn't come out yet.

Donald Trump The joke's in the title.

Today I quit drinking for good now I only drink for evil

I remember 2014 like it was yesterday

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.

A gymnast walks on a bar.

How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing.

Some people may call me an agnostic but I'm a God-fearing man -- afraid she might exist

My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again

Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.

Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind