april fools jokes

I enjoy April Fool's Day because I like responding to fake pregnancy announcement texts with "no wonder you've been looking chubby".

Today is the best day to propose to your girl... If she accept, its your luck! If not, tell her its April fools!

April Fool's Day pregnancy jokes stopped being fun when my parents started getting excited instead of scared.

Starting to fear that all the urgent work emails I LOL'd at and deleted earlier were not actually April Fools' jokes.

My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease.

Today is your reminder that April Fool's is exactly 9 months away. Time to start preparing your pranks and jokes. Especially if that joke is a child.

Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!

Honey, I slept with a stranger tonight. April Fools'. It was your sister.

I don't have a penis April Fools

Why is the Jewish 'April fools day' celebrated in July? Jew lie

I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *sob*

I'm here to make a monthly joke April Fools.

see inside funny how a subreddit devoted to jokes could have the least funny april fools gag

I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!

Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools.

The best joke ever April fools

*cleans house while wife's out* W: *walks in* wow babe, thanks so- M: APRIL FOOL'S *runs around making huge mess til it's worse than before*

Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?

This is a really good joke April fools!

Happy April Fools Day! April Fools it's March 31st.

Something something april fools SANDERS CUCKED BY DAUGHTER FUCK TRUMP kasich 2016 Aaaaaaaand submit.

Ok doc, give it to me straight. "It's cancer" How bad? "Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."

I just got awake from sleep, after 61 days April Fools :D got it ; 61 days ..earlier ..from today right, no ? alright move on :|