april fools jokes

Me: Be back after lunch! Boss: OK Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL* *goes home, turns on baseball*

What's the difference between a prostitute and oreo? April Fools ya dumbitches!! There's no difference at all.

I just made an April Fool's joke. Too soon?

This is how you do an April Fools joke ... [deleted]

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."

[Insert Shitty Joke here] APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!

You know why the fiscal year ends in March and not December? Because the next year starts with April Fools' day.

Woman's rights Not an april fools joke.

What do you call a female clown? April Fools

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!! I hope I'm not too late. Uploaded with Internet Explorer .

So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say "April Fools!" & we get our country back?

Knock knock. Who's there? April Fool day :)

You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!

Best Joke I know Reddit on April fools' day.

"Sir... your family is dead. APRIL FOOLS!!!! Kidding!!! Your son made it! He's in a coma! OMG You shoulda seen your face!" - Worst ER doc

Forgot it's April fool's! What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?

April Fools Day is ONLY for singles. The married have their anniversary .

I found this joke today HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES

The FBI announce Hillary's indictment on April Fools

So I had an exam today... ...luckily I remembered it was April Fools Day and wasn't about to get pranked by my professor. I'm not that gullible!

Donald Trump Announces tomorrow his campaign has been the best April Fools Day Joke Ever.

Girlfriend said "I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"

DONALD TRUMP DROPPED OUT!! April Fools :(

You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor.