What's the opposite of Easter? Wester
easter jokes
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This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.
What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep.
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!
What were Jesus's last words to his disciples as he was nailed to the cross? Nobody touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back on Sunday.
My wife asked me what I wanted to do for Easter So I told her "The same thing Jesus did. Disappear on Friday and come back on Sunday."
I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels
Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
The bunnies near my house are laying the smallest Easter eggs ever, and frankly they taste awful!
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
I'm just gonna put an egg under my kid's pillows and tell them the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy must've went out drinking the night before.
I'll show you where easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised!
Plans for Easter Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean ?? Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
My grandfather is so racist he only eats white chocolate at Easter.
Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has Cottonballs
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer 1. You can make new friends every day. 2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself. 3. You can make new friends every day.
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
was thinking i would go away this easter. figured i would just hang around instead. its what jesus would have done
My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter... "You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."
For Easter, I will hide pieces of IKEA furniture all over the house and then have my kid assemble it. If she succeeds, she gets chocolate.
nws, easter what Some told me they were going to an egg toss, me, Is that an oral sex party