Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China.
artist jokes
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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
[describing criminal to sketch artist] "No, no his nose was a bit more avant-garde than that. His eyes suggested he'd lost a ladder."
Girl can I get your digits? Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.
Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!
Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo.
What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy
The artist formerly known as Prince. . Is now formerly known as alive.
What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist
What did the painter do when he was angry? He made a scene.
Did you hear about the scam artist born with only one testicle? The doctors say it's a congenital defect.
[describing sketch artist to criminal] He was pretty good at drawing pictures.
A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being "pretty sketchy." I'll leave now...
This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich. Thanks, "artist". Now I have nothing to pick off.
The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.
What's a pilots favourite artist? David Boeing.
How does an abstract artist paint? They wipe their ass with canvas.
A new musical artist... Another blond this time. Miranda Lambert
A woman in her seventies overhearing that I was a tattoo artist asked if I wanted to see her "rat" tattoo. I said sure. She revealed a bare hip and said "Oh, I guess my pussy must have ate it"
Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive.
What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] "He was literally kermit the frog"
[describing robbers to sketch artist] Make his ears more lethargic. That's better, now flare his nostrils like he's excited about a sale.
You know, Hitler must have been a pretty great artist. There are a ton of museums dedicated to his work, after all.