Did you hear about the Pharaoh who refused to believe that his boat was sinking? He was in denial
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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD? Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?
Vidi vini Me looking at ancient Etruscan nudes
A roman legionnaire walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic. (Sorry if this is a repost)
The Ancient Mayans have predicted the world will end on December 21, 2012. They also worshipped a Corn God named Ah Mun.
Did you hear about the Roman who had his wife for dinner? He was gladiator...
A roman walks in a bar... holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
Hitler is threatening to start World War 3 He is dead serious. ayyy lmao
It might take a village to raise a child... but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What would Valve call the next world war? A Global Offensive.
I think I met a medieval water snake But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream. It was totally Sir Eel.
f Germany is the "Fatherland" and Russia is the "Motherland", was the Second World War a divorce case?
Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
How do you know when the king of Egypt is horny? ...From all the Pharaoh moans.
A caveman mathematician drops his glasses... All he says is secant
What do you call a lost nun? A Roman Catholic
Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record...
What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic.
If two impoverished African nations went into battle against each other... ... Would that be a third-world war?
How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar.
US disasters and tragedies You'd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds... oh wait...
what do you call a sleep-walking nun? A Roman Catholic
There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't