What's a sharks favorite game? Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
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My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve The average jerk
My statistics professor is certain he will get in shape this year. He's doing confidence intervals.
Punishment - joke A student is talking to his teacher. Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher:" Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."
Mrs. A was my favorite teacher in grade school. She was by far the nicest of all of the staph at school.
I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question.
Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree.
My urologist told me I need to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he told me it's very innapropriate masturbate during a physical exam.
Optimist- The glass is half full Pessimist- The glass is half empty Engineer- The glass is twice the size it needs to be. College Student- I can't afford the glass.
My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old. A pretty impressive feat, especially for someone who was homeschooled.
Student: "May I go to the toilet?" Teacher: "What for?" Student: "To open the Chamber of Secrets"
Teacher Why did the teacher get glasses? Because she was having trouble with her pupils
Went in for a prostate exam... I asked the doctor where I should put my pants. "Right over there with mine"...
My teacher called me racist today.... So I told him " I am not racist because as we all know racism is a crime and crime is only done by black people."
I just saved a bundle on future college tuition by finding out my 4 year old wants to be a gum ball when he grows up.
What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework? He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
write pizza as all the answers for homework because pizza is always the answer
A teacher asked a girl to use the word"handsome"in a sentence. Girl :- "When I suck my boyfriend's dick my jaws get really tired so I use my hand some times".
Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
A study shows that 50% of adults would fail an 8th grade math exam The other 40% of us would rock that shit
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
My daughter asked me to help her with her math homework so I had to sit her down and explain that breast implants are way easier than math.
Did you hear about the Math teacher who is afraid of negatives? He will stop at nothing to avoid them
The grammar teacher said "In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative." A student replied... "Yeah, right!"