social media jokes

Pope joins twitter. Quits being Pope. Takes twittercide to a whole new level. Your move, drama queens.

You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!

What is Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's favorite facebook game? Candy Kush.

To add to the death toll in Paris, this post was enough. She thinks 9/11 is November http://imgur.com/WmkIubI

Nobody gives a fcuk about how amazing your relationship is. You're on Facebook. It can't be that good.

My daughter is worse than a twitter newbie.. She manually Retweets everything I say... To my wife!

Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife.

What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes

This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse.

Using Twitter for business is like buying ad space over a urinal.

Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

The Post Script by Adeline Extra

How do you keep a idiot occupied? I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook. Request denied, Principle Anderson.

In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter.

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes? That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Wife just changed her Facebook status to "It's complicated." Better go see what she wants.

Thanks to Twitter I now consider 140 characters "literature".

Want followers? Tweet something funny. Can't think of anything? Tweet something honest. Can't say anything honest or funny? Try Facebook.

My ex just followed me on Twitter. That said: "Say hello to Hitler for me, Mary." *BLOCKED*

Facebook should have a I Don't Give a Shit option next to the Also Block iRL option next to the Would u Like to Send a Nuclear Bomb option.

Why do Redditors post pics of East Indian food? For that sweet, sweet Korma...

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless just like this post

Dear investors, I'd like to make a chap stick called "food court Chinese food." Please snapchat if interested.