easter jokes

Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No. I'm getting everything like an easter egg hunt, I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!

happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross

I never buy Easter Seals... because I wouldn't know what to feed them. Norm McDonald

You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

How many eggs did Kelly Clarkson eat for Easter? All of them. (It's timely if not funny, right?)

What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!

Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? (In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch.

Where does the Easter Bunny lay his eggs?! In the grass.. So WHAT DO WE SMOKE TO CELEBRATE?! [all the children] Grass?? Yessssss.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab? He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter

What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste) Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry.

Turns out there is no Easter today, they found the body.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

*stands up and screams* "PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!" *gets thrown out of Easter service during sermon of the resurrection*

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye." Auric Goldfinger giving instructions at his Easter egg decorating party.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!