new year jokes

What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

My resolution for the new year is... 1080p

My New Years Resolution 4K

Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2013

My New Year's Resolution was to stop masturbating Well I guess there's always next year

If you're worried about not getting a New Year's Eve kiss this year, just remember Valentine's Day is coming up and you're probably going to be alone for that, too.

My New Years resolution is to not make a New Years resolution. I figure I am going to fuck it up anyway... I may as well do it from the start.

My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :(

My new year's resolution... 2K, and 16 extra pixels.

Usain Bolt is already in 2016. Happy New Year !

This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution.

My New Year's Resolution is to start smoking I already smoke and am trying to stop; this way I guarantee I'll have quit by mid-February

Well it's almost time for that " New Year New Me " bullshit again!

Our Xmas dinner also happens to be my New Year's resolution Bone-less turkey

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year. Roll on 2016.

I was told a good joke at a New Year party... Hillary Clinton

My new years resolution is not to be a dick, you dicks.

My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently

Some people don't believe in New Year resolutions. Like everyone in this McDonald's drive thru.

I was arrested at a New Year's party last night I'm sorry, but when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your fight or flight instincts kick in...

My New Year's resolutions.... Is going to be 1920x1080.

If you were born in September... Then, you can be sure that your parents started the New Year, with a bang.

Happy New Year everyone....and may your worries this year last no longer than a Kardashian marriage .