athlete jokes

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak? Punjabi-ng.

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Mistletoe.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The **punch**-line :)

What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.

Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!!

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last? A louger.

Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer? He couldn't take shots to the head.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight? The Thai fighter

I was going to be a quarterback for Halloween at work... ...but my boss said we couldn't be anything offensive.

Did you hear Nickleback became a footbal team? They're called QuarterBack now

I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet.

I got athlete's foot... I don't even work out, so I was flattered.

Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring? The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round.

So I was catching up with Pacquiao and Mayweather the other day.. Mayweather turns to me and says "Boxer? I barely know her!"

What do you call an athlete that smells good? D. O. Durant

so an athlete tries doping for the first time for not getting caught, he runs slow.

How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one.

Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals? When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter? Mohammed Dali