I can't believe I just found out R.E.M. split up. I suppose the rest of the band just weren't Michael's type.
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Who is the musician's best friend? The drummer!
To say Nirvana wasn't the most influential early 90s band would be... A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial...
I don't want to alarm anyone but I've purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there'll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS
It was reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism... It's because of the high Mercury content.
I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand there and ting.
There's a band called 1023MB They haven't had any Gigs yet...
I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L.
What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ? One Direction.
What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan
Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing
"We will, we will paper you!" - Band that's more awesome than Queen
starting an indie band called Their Early Stuff
Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually
"American Pie" ruined it for any kid that actually DOES have an amazing story from band camp.
Okay...we've seen the 900 pics of your band. Now show us the the three people in your audience.
Please stop putting flyers on my windshield in parking lots. I have no desire to see your new band called "Parking Violation".
What was the vegan rock band's first hit? Lettuce turnip the beet!
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Whithers.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. Always been a family favourite.
What are a musician's favourite letters? P and O.
What band performed at the Jefferson memorial? Nickelback
What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy? A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
what did the drummer say to the Chinese man that called him gay? first i bang the drums then i bang ur mom