plumber jokes

Why did the plumber cry? His family died.

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door My plumber has a funny sense of humour

So anyway, this guy calls a plumber... "Hey, plumber, I gotta leak in my basement." Plumber says, "Go ahead fellow, it's your basement."

Use Angie's List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants.

"The toilet's blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-" [Bowser spits coffee] "Which plumber?"

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Do not be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist? Pronounce this word: unionized

[plumber] well here's your problem.. *keeps pulling tied handkerchiefs from toilet* [magician] it was like that when I bought the house

How do you make an Italian plumber cry? You kill his family

When I was teenage boy At first I wanted to be a gardener. Then I wanted to be a pool cleaner, afterwards a plumber. Then I stopped watching porn movies and went to college.

I meant to call out a plumber to fix my blocked toilet, but forgot. I'm in deep shit now.

Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Water leak. No water for 2 days. Then the plumber cut the cable line. No internet. No TV. 2 stinky teenagers. Send wine and bail money.

A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)

I'll never hire a monkey plumber off Reddit again! I told him my pipes were clogged up, he recommended a banana for scale.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronouce unionized

I'll buy the magic mushrooms, fireballs and flying raccoons but a Princess dating an Italian plumber?

How do you upset a plumber? Kidnap his princess.

Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit.

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe? Clogs.

What does a plumber call screwing his wife [NSFW] Servicing the dishwasher

How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family.