Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven? They were too GUI.
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Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment
My programmer friend keeps telling me I'm using too many brackets. I keep telling him that two wont hold all those books he never reads.
How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather rinse repeat."
A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery She says "Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12." The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk.
Programmer goes shopping His wife says "get me a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get a dozen" He comes back with 12 loaves of bread.
A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: "While you are outside, please buy some bread." He never returned.
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way.
A nerdy sysadmin joke for today Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas? Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
Why was the programmer unhappy at his job? He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
What do you call a short Native American programmer? A Little Endian -I'll get the door.
Make like a programmer with good version control habits and git!
A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, "Are you suggesting women are primitives?"
Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long? Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: "Get off my LAN."
A Programmer goes to the store to buy groceries... .... and while he's there, his wife calls and says: "While you're out, get some eggs." He never returns.
Why didn't the polite coder get hired? The job required SASS
A computer developer after spending time with his girlfriend And after he makes love to her he tells her that they're compatible together and to not update the drivers
A programmers wife tells him... A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread...
Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer? Because they heard he's a web developer
What does Bob the spider do for a living? He's a web developer.
The wife of a programmer tells him.. "Honey, would you please go to the store and get us a watermelon for the barbeceu. If they have eggs get a dozen." He came back with twelve watermelons.