The US is having so many disasters and tragedies Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds. Edit: Hey thanks for the gold stranger!
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What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece? Socra-tease
TIFU by starting a World War after accidently shooting a British submarine. Oops, wrong sub.
I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic.
don't worry, if there's a third world war, the United States won't be involved because it's a first world country
Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt has found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts they believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher
Why did roman sculptures have small penises? To get to the other side!
What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date? I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic.
What did the sphinx say? What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme? Egypt me!
Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot
Archaeologists digging on a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
I didn't know when your wedding was because you spelled out the date and time like a goddamn medieval sorcerer.
"hey jay" "sup world war" "how u doin' dragon ball" - the z family reunion
What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm? OGG
Why was the Roman upset with the porn site? They only had XXX videos
What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth? Gladiator
I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were considered an "Act of God" by insurance companies.
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. He looks at the bar tender and says "Five drinks please."
Did you know that Jesus is gay? Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions.
What do you call a homeless caveman? Hobo Erectus
A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery. He was found praying with friars.
I hate that "You know what to do" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad.
It was 109 degrees where I live today. Now I know what it felt like to be a Jew during World War 2.
The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.