The Irish must be very rich... ...since their capital is always Dublin
irish jokes
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A Jew, a mathematician and an Irishman enter a bar Bartender says: "How did you all land up in the wrong joke?"
What do you call an Irish bodyguard? Liam Malone.
I once knew a gay Irish couple. Their names were Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick
An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... ... and the barman says "What do you think this is, some kind of joke?
Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.
What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening? An Irishman trying to get a tan.
My St. Patrick's Day Joke Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A:Zero
My dick was once in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out.
How did the two Irish gay guys know they were meant for each other? Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
eer booze and fun!' 'An Indian a Rabbi the Pope an Italian and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says "What is this... some kind of joke?"
Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure to be sure
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
How many beans are in Irish bean soup? Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Birth Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital.On arrival the nurse asks "How dilated is she?"To which paddy relies,"Oh Jaysus we"re both over the fucking moon!!..:)
What did the pedophile from Ireland say? Irish I was a little boy.
A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are
When you accidentally type "me" instead of "my" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun.
How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None
I need Irish jokes, pronto! Just 'cause
What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture.
What ringtone have you got? Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got?" Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe
What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat? http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/what_did_the_drunken_irishman_say_to_the_chinese/