Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world? Yeah, their capital is always Dublin
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. - TommyEdisonXP (youtuber)
Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar... ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final.
Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Two Irish men walk into a bar... You would have thought at least one of them would have seen it.
What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman.
What's an Irish seven course meal? A six pack and a potato
my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out
An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. her mom says "A WHAT"?!! The daughter says "a prostitute" then the mom says "thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"
According to an old Irish saying... Summer is the best day of the year
Happy St. Paddy's Day, everyone. I stayed in tonight. I'm not allowed to go out on St. Paddy's Day anymore. It's too much.
An Irishman walks out of a bar . . .
What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr day and saint pattys day Everybody wants to be irish on saint pattys day.
The largest city in the world is: The largest city in the world is Dublin. That's because the size and population are always Dublin.
What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!
What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O' furniture
Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... When the librarian saw me, she called the police.
A man's penis enters the Guinness Book of Records... then the librarian told him to take it out.
Why can't Irish people become lawyers? Because of their inability to pass the bar! Credit to my dad for this one
A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry
An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents Her mother says: "You bring great Shamus to this family."
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Accounting for the toxins in the skin of an unwashed potato... about 457